Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
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she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
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How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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