Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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