Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
