babies were throwing up all over the place
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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