idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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