Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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