And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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