I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
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