Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
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please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
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I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
the liver wants what the liver wants
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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