i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
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She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
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It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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