Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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