Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
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