fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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