we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
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