This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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