I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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