So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
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she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
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Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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