In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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