I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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