we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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