Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
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