He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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