Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
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i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
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Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I'm too high and old for this...
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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