Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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