He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Vodka?
Forever.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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