you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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