If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
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Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
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Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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