no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
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I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
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Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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