'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
my nose is crying tears of wow.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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