I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
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