Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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