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You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
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The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
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I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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