the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
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Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
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Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Send help, water and tortillas.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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