would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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