YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
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i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
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Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
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