quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
my vag is so smooth its legendary
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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