My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
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i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
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I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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