No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
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The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
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I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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