hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
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so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
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He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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