he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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