Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
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The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
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My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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