so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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