don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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