at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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