Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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