Have you finally orgasmed yet?
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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