Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Church boner. Awkwardddd
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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