We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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