I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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