I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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