id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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