I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
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He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
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Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I got inside last night via doggy door
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
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