i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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