But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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