2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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