Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
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I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
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Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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