Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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